Harry Potter Fans With No Life

Almost all the floors aren't level. If you Apparate on a slope, you're really a dope.






If wandless magic is possible, why do Wizards use wands?

It gives hem something to do with their hands. The magic is still wandless, it just looks like they're using the wand.


Where would a Wizard/Witch go to buy magical books?

Scholastic





What books are kept in the restricted section of the library?

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Wizarding Porn.


What item was Dumbledore hiding/protecting at Hogwarts in Herione's first year?

Thick wool socks! They just kept disappearing if he didn't guard them.



Who is Mdm. Rosemerta and what does she do that we know of her?

Rosmerta is the grower of magical herbs and spices for all wizarding schools.




Where is Dumbledore's grave located?

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In the family plot in Godric's Hollow.


How did Hermione distract Snape during the Quidditch Match in Harry's first year?

She kissed him.




What was Snape doing when the Ron & Harry were trying to fight the troll in the girl's bathroom?

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Buttering the students toast at the Feast.



Why was Bill concerned that Harry may be trying to barging with Griphook?

Bill saw the Goblin walk past carrying a briefcase which Bill knew was only carried when a contract was involved in negotiations.



Why was Durmstrang's mode of transport to Hogwarts a ship?