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He already advanced to the next level of Club (since he already was an expert at the Eat Slug spell)




What was the very first lie that Hermione told Prof. McGonagall?

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That she had stopped biting her fingernails.




What is Filch's view of Dungbombs?

Usually Filch views them from the greatest distance possible, and since the gas sinks, from as high as possible.


What does the third floor gargoyle do?

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If tickled, it spits silver Sickles.




Does the position of Hogwarts High Inquisitor still exist?

Yes, but the duties/ and authority levels have changed; it is now a termed position. The only responsible is to ensure that the main doors are trained up properly.





In Harry's first year, how many owls did it take to carry/deliver Harry's (first) broom?

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First years' aren't authorized a broom. Therefore, zero.




How did Draco get on the Slytherin Quidditch team?

As Draco is a world-class Quidditch player, a professional, he had to get special dispensation from the Ministry's Department of Magical Games and Sports in order to play while at Hogwarts.


Where would one find this Department of Magical Games and Sports? How does one contact them?

The Ministry doesn't control Magical Gaming. The Council of Wizarding Education regulates sporting activity. Any school Headmaster is an appropriate contact.





Who/what/where/when/why is cobbing?

Cobbing is what the House Elves call the peeling, slicing, dicing, and other forms of veggie prep in the Hogwarts kitchens.


Why do the Centaurs talk about Mars so much?

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Because there was way too much snickering when they talked about Uranus.




Why was Hagrid so concerned about Grawp?