Harry Potter Fans With No Life

Because Harry was the only one PH chose to tell why he wasn't here lately.



Why do Wizards and Witches carry wands?

Well, they can't just leave them lying around for (P) horses to step on them can they!





How does one stop Gubraithian Fire?

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Only PH and Dumbledore can do that. It has something to do with being able to become invisible without an invisibility cloak.


Why do witches and wizards ride the train to school?

Because their aren't enough Paint Abraxan horses.




What plants are grown in Greenhouse 3?

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Greenhouse 3 grows the food plants for the school, Hogsmeade grocers, and for the Paint Horses that turn invisible at will and may or may not be roaming the grounds at any given time. (Has anyone seen PH recently?)


Why did Luna ask Harry if he'd seen anything on the list she written out and posted?

She was wondering if, in particular, he had seen the invisible Paint Horse that sometimes lurks around the forbidden forest.




What is required to produce a strong patronus?

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To create a strong Patronus one needs to have Moo, Tonks, Paint Horse, Howler, and Figgy standing beside you to add to the available energies. It doesn't help if any of the group is INVISIBLE.


What are Runes?

Dried up & broken bits or road apples left by (P) horses.




What did Harry learn in his very first transfiguration lesson?

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He learned that if you attempt to transfigure a Paint Horse, it disappears.


Why did Harry and Ron use Mr. Weasley's flying car?

According to Paint Horse, they used it in accordance to the Fire Truck laws and squelched the blazing fire on Hagrid's hut.



Why did the centaurs start disallowing humans into the Forbidden Forest?

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