Harry Potter Fans With No Life

The one featuring the Black family history.


What did Ron use in his attempt to repair his broken wand?

The only way in and out of the kitchens is via House Elf Magic (a form of Intra-castle apparation), so there isn't any tapestry that has anything to do with access.


What is Golpalott's Law?

The definitive rule book for the tournament playing of Golpalott.



Why doesn't the Weasley Grandfather Clock ever show the correct time?

It is broken.




What caused Dumbledore's hand to turn black?

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He spilled ink all over it.




What do wizards write on instead of paper?

Rat pelts.





Did Lockhart ever regain his memory?

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Are you kidding? Not only did he recover, but wrote a best selling book about his adventures in the Chamber.


Is the Chamber of Secrets real?

Of course it is ... it is where all the students and professors go to confess their secrets. (If walls of stone could only talk!)





Why was Hagrid expelled in his third year at Hogwarts?

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For shooting spit-balls at Peeves.



Who/what/where is Peeves?

Hogwarts has an Ombudsman for student problems which is nicknamed Peeves by the students.


What do the gargoyles outside Dumbledore's office do?