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Bat dung ... piled 3 ft high due to the bat bogey hexes that were flung around the corridors.





How did Harry discover that Dobby worked at Hogwarts?

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He read Dobby's name on the employee roster.


Where did Tom Riddle (Jr) grow up?

Mexico - it is where he lost all his hair.




What was Petunia boiling (using color dyes) in a large pot for Harry to wear?

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Socks. She'd read a confusing Muggle article and thought socks would make Harry go away.


Who does get to go away if you give them socks?

Blast-Ended Skrewts.



Why did the Dursley's try to keep Harry from knowing he was a Wizard?

Because they didn't want him to go away; they enjoyed his company so much they wanted him to stay.




What words were cut into Hermione when being tortured by Bella?

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"I'm a lumberjack, an I'm Okay."



Why was Neville embarrassed to Bring a rat to school as a pet?

Because his was young and did many, many tricks. Others would want to steal his 'genius' rat.




What effect did the Dementors have on Dudley?

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As a Muggle, they had no effect.



Why was Stan Shunpike sent to Azkaban?

For vomiting on the Knight Bus.




Why did Quirrell's classroom smell like garlic?

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